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Thursday, October 12, 2006

Critics Choice

Supposing newspapers were available in the days of Nero, the morning after the Emperor's abortive attempt to burn down the Capitol, would have witnessed in the Senate Hall a scene on the lines given below, more or less.
Waving a newspaper Nero growls in the best traditions of a student of Rhetoric: "I feel almost tainted by the scurrilous piece of writing!" A pause. Nero continues: "Look, it smacks of the underground press."
Before an attentive body of senators in varying degrees of corruption, he sniffs his nose in disgust and adds: "An infamous rag which goes by the name of 'The Christian Monitor'. What it insinuates is too much for a sensitive soul to bear!"
One senator: "Ave Caesar! 'Roman Tribune' is no better. Did you read its editorial? What a gall to run down your policies!" Quoting from the article in question he adds: "The Emperor needs to check his burning enthusiasm for creating a brave new world, which only encourages divisive forces at work...."
Shaking his neronic locks of which he was unduly proud of, Caesar interrupts: "Bah! A conservative paper funded by the patricians! One cannot expect them to smell bacon when it is done to a turn."
"Ah, here it is!" Nero nearly leaps with joy, "One column in this is worth all the trouble! What a sensitive piece of writing!" He has a tabloid in his hands now. "Read, you must Gaius." he exclaims, tugging at the sleeve of a portly senator. "My lyre-recital has been well received by the music critic of 'La Scala'. By Jove I already feel deified!
Newspapers like cheese come with all kinds of flavors. Viewpoint of each may be different, but what consistently one can pick are holes in them."

benny

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